"Perhaps the meek shall inherit the Earth, but they'll do it in very small plots . . . about 6 feet by 3 feet."
Robert A. Heinlein

Life is not Television...Life is a Movie in which you are the star and the director. So make sure you are proud of every scene because you don't get to see the credits roll.
T. Young

They look friendly to me...
George Armstrong Custer

Never participate in a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4.

"I do believe that where there is a choice only between cowardice and violence I would advise violence."
Mohandas Gandhi

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
Groucho Marx

"Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx