Thread: The 12 days of an SRP christmas

This is a follow up to my first christmas composition. I hope this one brings you folks as many laughs.


The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me


A thong bought on SRP!


On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me


Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP.


On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP


On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP


On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP


On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP


On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP



On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me




Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP



On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Eleven badger brushes,
Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP



On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me



Twelve razor boxes,
Eleven badger brushes,
Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,

And a thong bought on SRP!

Merry Christmas guys!

Brilliant, Sir! clap clap clap clap!!!
Merry Xmas to you too!

Very nicely done, good sir! Very nicely done indeed!

Mark

Thank you Sandy I needed a smile, as I watch the temperature drop and the snow rise !!!

That was great. I had a smile the whole time it took to read. Awesome job.

The three french hones are diamond hones of 3 differing grits. I found them on a french canadian ebay site.

Hence the French hones..... It was purely by chance that there were 3 of them.

Well done again-thanks

Does the thong come filled or is assembly required?

It was a present from my true love so I guess that depends on whether she filled it (with) herself or expects me to wear it. TBH i'd prefer the former.