Thread: Ever hear this?

Originally Posted by kahunamoose

Reminds me of a popular poster from the 70’s – blond, mini skirted woman standing at a urinal taking a whizz. Back when I was easily amused. Those were the days.

Something really does need to be done about splash back. I'm always getting yelled at for messes the toilet makes (the abrupt niagra falls explosion has something to do with it). Oh well...

Originally Posted by Quick Orange

Something really does need to be done about splash back. I'm always getting yelled at for messes the toilet makes (the abrupt niagra falls explosion has something to do with it). Oh well...

Just do what most university students do: use the sink!

My ex-wife was such a filthy, useless waste of oxygen, every time I went to pee in the sink it was full of dirty dishes.

Regarding the original question, if you really want to know how another man urinates I'll be happy to tell you. I used to use the toilet as I needed. That is, I would sit down for a bowel movement and almost without exception I would urinate while I was seated. Sometimes urine would escape from my ureter without a conscience thought or effort on my part at all. Sometimes I would find myself having to push very hard, especially if my fecal matter were firmer than desired. You know what I mean? It is always best if you can just sit on the toilet or hang your butt out the window (which is what I often have to do when the toilet is backed up and overflowing the family's biological waste onto the floor of the bathroom) and with no effort other than a simple relaxation technique I learned in Tibet, the poop is soft, smooth and warm as the entrails of a young armadillo and just flows right out of my anus without as much as a grunt or a groan. But when I had that colostomy, the convenience of having a bag into which my feces just flowed freely caused the process of urination to be a solo act. You can read more about that here: Cellphone but this is a thread about peeing so let me not digress. When I do pee standing I try to use the high pressure setting to dislodge the snails from the sides of the bowl. Of course, as I'm sure any man will tell you, the initial surge often is off target and I have to squeeze out a couple or three squirts before it hit home. So the first one may be wide and a splash of urine will soak the new roll of toilet paper on the holder. Luckily, in any bathroom I use the paper is loaded so that it comes off the top of the roll but that's a completely different thread. So the next squirt may splash in a bit short, hitting the front of the bowl and running down onto the fuzzy little rug she insists stay by the toilet. But then I usually have it bracketed and my third squirt is right there in the center of that commode. So now is there anything else you'd like to chat about?

Whoa!
Even I'm taken aback over the above post, and I initiated this thread!!

I think its just wrong. Standing up to pee is what separates men from women.

Originally Posted by ndw76

I think its just wrong. Standing up to pee is what separates men from women.

Years ago my wife and I were at a party where the women's loos were out of order and the men's stalls were, well, they were like what men's stalls can be like. So she and her friends shooed the men out, took turns to prevent them coming in, and proceeded to use the urinals.

I had no idea they could do that!

Yea but I bet they can't write their name in the snow.

Originally Posted by ndw76

I think its just wrong. Standing up to pee is what separates men from women.

Really? That's it?!?

Originally Posted by icedog

Yea but I bet they can't write their name in the snow.

True enough. A ballet dancer might be able to pull it off, though.

Don

well... i ****.