Quote Originally Posted by sidneykidney View Post
No sir, London is the capitAl of England because it is British and in these parts we spells proper like. If you dont like it i'll go and tell my mUmmy on you. If you can learn how to pick a good president you can jolly well learn how to spell.




Anyways....

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?
A stapler/ staple gun