Does the ol' "play nice" preface ever work with these threads? I mean...really?

It's like throwing a roast of beef into a pit of hungry Dobermans.

"Look you guys, I know you're all hungry, but the only way this is going to work is if you all act politely and take turns. One dog takes a bite, he then goes back to the start of the line, chews, and awaits his next crack at the roast. Well -- gotta go!" *Toss!*