Thread: Smoking Smarties is kewl!

Originally Posted by JMS

I always wondered what a dictionary was for

That kid could also use it to look up the word "moron"

Originally Posted by Bill S

That kid could also use it to look up the word "moron"

Nah, that word is too big. He might be able to find "stoopid" though.

When I was a kid my friends and I would eat jalapenos or snort them if the dare was good enough, spin around a bat, and try to hit a fast ball which usually hit us. Simple stupidity: it didn't make us cool, we were the only ones doing it, and there were no long lasting affects. I swear the crap these kids come up with is mind boggling.

I'd love to read a report about PETA in on outrage from kids sniffing cat urine.

Is it that kids these days are stupid, or is it that we have evolved and have become wiser because of the stupid stuff we did as a kid.

As a kid I watched my father burn the strings off of his uniform. I did the same thing to a flannel shirt in my closet. It was right as we were leaving to go visit my grand parents in Arizona. My pop yelled at me that it was time to go. I closed the closet and headed out of the house. As my pop was doing the last run through of the house he smelled smoke. The results of his investigation lead to him opening the closet door and now fueled with oxygen a fire started. The fire department was called, the contents of my closet were on the front yard, and I proceeded to get a butt chewing the whole trip from Colorado to Arizona.

Once we arrived my mother told me to tell my grandmother what I did. I explained myself, and my grandmother reminded my pop of the time he was playing cowboys and Indians and caught the barn on fire. That was the last I heard about the fire I started.

no joke, when i was in the 5th grade I remember friends that would crush up smarties and snort them. I'd watch, but don't remember ever snorting them myself. of course, considering my memory problems and what not maybe I did.

Red

Originally Posted by Big Red

no joke, when i was in the 5th grade I remember friends that would crush up smarties and snort them. I'd watch, but don't remember ever snorting them myself. of course, considering my memory problems and what not maybe I did.

Red

I knew a kid that used to snort whole Pixi Stix.

He was diabetic, and claimed he only did it when his blood sugar was low.