Thread: Ya Gotta Gripe? Please Share it Here. We'll Listen to You.

Do you know what ticks me off?
The F'ing dog destroyed my Tevas,
Right at the beginning of Teva season.
Do you know what else ticks me off?
My girlfriend’s cat, because he’s a turd.
Do you know what else ticks me off?
People who walk through the grocery store,
Pulling their F'ing shopping cart beside them.
While we’re here in the grocery store,
Let me tell you what else ticks me off.
People who push their shopping carts with their elbows.
Hey! Stand the F up already!
Have you seen that huge blond chick?
Of course you did.
The one standing in the cereal aisle,
Shouting into the F'ing cell phone,
While her rotten kids run amuck?
Well, she ticks me off too.
And so do her filthy, unruly kids.
But that guy who followed me into the store,
The loudmouth with the Gas Company logo on his jacket screaming at the Nextel telephone/walkie-talkie thing as he held it about a foot in front of his face?
He really ticks me off.
And the clown who called him ticks me off too.
While I’m at it, you know what else ticks me off?
My own F'ing cell phone ticks me off
Because it only loses its F'ing signal
When the call I’m on is important.
Do you know what else ticks me off?
Court shows on television where ugly trailer trash demonstrate just how incredibly stupid the people of this country are.
And “reality entertainment” shows that are neither real nor entertaining but are created because Hollywood knows how incredibly stupid the people of this country are.
Do you know what ticks me off?
That snotty little soccer mom in the tremendous Chevy Suburban akkin’ on the F'ing cell phone while she carelessly wheels that three ton, gas-guzzling, air-polluting, death-dealing, kid-hauling, road-hogging, fast-lane-blocking, no-turn-signaling, lane-weaving, green-light-stopping, stop-sign-running pile of American made crap down the road as if that phone call is more important than my F'ing life, or the lives of the two children riding with her while not wearing seat belts.
Do you know what else ****es me off?
My own insecurity, depression, guilt, ignorance, impatience, joint pains, fat belly, nail biting and foul F'ing mouth.
Do you know what else ****es me off?
That I am entering my “middle age years”
While my ears and back seem to be entering puberty.
Do you know what ****es me off? Any religion that preaches “we are and they are not” because these are divisive, presumptuous, self-serving, pious, manipulative, prejudicial, restrictive and just plain hateful teachings and, that these malicious things are being taught in the name of God.

Now this I can deal with Brad!
Sorry I don't have anything to contribute though.

I see you believe in God!

I've got a few at the moment.

My extreme procrastination has me pretty ticked off right now.
I love vacation, but hate having to go back to work... and not really being able to.
I hate how my internet dies when I really need it.
I could really do without my body and mind's need to sleep.
I wish I had a job so I could have money to buy decent food to cook or to eat out once in a while.
It would be nice if a briar pipe didn't have to sit for 48 hours between smokings.
I'm tired of having to write long, repetitive papers and lesson plans for grad school.
Why does the internet always have to offer so many easy distractions?

Well at least she is consuming and thus helping to end the financial crisis


And yes that phone call was more important than life itself for her and you... she was talking to me

intolerant people really get on my nerves ... remember, take a deep breath and mutter "This too shall pass"



there there feeling better?

It annoys me that the ISO haven't come up with a standardised colour scheme for crisp* packet flavours. If they can't do something that basic why do we trust them with the important stuff?

(*Chips, in the US)

LOL right now it ticks me off that my paypal account is 30 bucks short
to pay for the two gorgous hones I won last nite right away.
(Expected only one or none actually)
So whats a bunch of kids who shout in front of my window all day,
whats a school bully that ****es me off - nothing!
I want my hones, LOL

I'm gonna take a ticket, stand in line and edit this post as I think of things that **** me off. But for now you can have the following:

1. I hate that having an epileptic seizure has meant I have had to hand my licence back and cannot drive again until next year.

2. I hate that whilst my wife and I have been trying for a kid for around two years now, the schoolkids she teaches and some of our friends seem to be getting knocked up almost by accident. And dont appreciate it.

3. I hate that I cant get a job on the island where I live because there are very very few and they always go to someones brother, someones cousin or someones best friend.

4. I hate that when I look for a job off island (which is 8 miles/37 minutes by ferry from the mainland) I am told I would be unsuitable because of my location.


Brad you have opened up a whole can of worms on this one but please remember you asked for it.

I will be adding to this post as it comes to me.

Originally Posted by JMS

I see you believe in God!

I didn't say I believe in God. I said that people who do evil in the name of God tick me off. (Initially this was all things that **** me off but the bad word filter doesn't like that word we use to decribe urination so I replaced **** with tick.

Originally Posted by syslight

intolerant people really get on my nerves ... remember, take a deep breath and mutter "This too shall pass"
I hope you aren't suggesting I am "intolerant". If I were intolerant I would confront the people who irritate me and run them through. Instead I simply gripe about it later.



there there feeling better?

Yes I am feeling great. Like the weight of the world has been lifted from my shoulders. I thought it was obvious I actually began this thread hoping folks would laugh and then maybe add a list of perrennial agitators in their lives. Thanks for reminding me that unwarranted condescension should be added to my list.

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

I'm gonna take a ticket, stand in line and edit this post as I think of things that **** me off...Brad you have opened up a whole can of worms on this one but please remember you asked for it.

I will be adding to this post as it comes to me.

Thanks Sid, I am glad you can enjoy this sort of silliness.

Brad

umm...

I hate my job
I hate Honing
I hate Honing
I hate my house
I hate the economy
I hate the coffee at work
I feel like i'm writing a crappy rammstein song...