I am trying to grow a mustache without my wife noticing until it is there and she can't do anything about it lol. Funny thing is, back a few years ago, I had a full beard and I shaved that off and kept the mustache. She fell in love with it and thought I looked like Johnny Depp with a Mustache and couldn't keep her hands off me. Every time since then, I have tried to get one back and she insists is looks dumb. How is that even possible? My face didn't change any, so how could it be amazing a few years ago and now look lame and stupid? Ugh!



All I know is I hope when she sees it it has that Clark Gable effect on her like it did the first time.