Thread: Would you rather...

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or a bear?

shark, totally.

Jaws, but much and greatly prefer the unasked option: neither.

To quote W.C. Fields requested epitaph ,"I'd rather be living in Philadelphia."

I dont' care which eats me...just as long as the end comes pretty quickly. What a nasty way to go.
I'm guessing shark would end it quicker. Then again, depends on the type of shark.

I caused an interesting incident when I put four rounds from an M-14 into a tiger shark's head during a swim call on one of my ships off Andros Island in the Bahamas. The other sharks that caused me to end the swim call decided that the one I shot was suddenly food and began to tear it apart. I was up on the fairwater planes (the fins that stick out of what you may call the conning tower on a submarine) watching this remarkable violence. It changed me.

I'd rather face the bear. I could at least delude myself I had a chance.

Personally, I prefer to eat them - tasty

It's got to be a bear. If i could pick, i'd make it a big one. It'd be too much of an ordeal if it was a Koala Bear.

This would be a tougher decision to make if the question was "would you rather be eaten alive by a shark or a bear?"

So long as I've already died peacefully, I'll choose to be eaten by the bear. It will be a lot of work for him or her, as skinny as I am. He or she will probably spend more energy trying to pick out the goodies than he or she will gain from eating me

Actually If I were dead first, then the bear. I hope that by the time I do die that I am able to be in the woods and return to the elements naturally. Being eaten by something would be fine and probably inevitable.