Thread: Would you rather...

It's got to be a bear. If i could pick, i'd make it a big one. It'd be too much of an ordeal if it was a Koala Bear.

This would be a tougher decision to make if the question was "would you rather be eaten alive by a shark or a bear?"

So long as I've already died peacefully, I'll choose to be eaten by the bear. It will be a lot of work for him or her, as skinny as I am. He or she will probably spend more energy trying to pick out the goodies than he or she will gain from eating me

Actually If I were dead first, then the bear. I hope that by the time I do die that I am able to be in the woods and return to the elements naturally. Being eaten by something would be fine and probably inevitable.

So, what about getting offed by a bear on a bridge or something, and then having your dead body fall to the ocean below to be gobbled up by sharks? Everyone cool with that?

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

This would be a tougher decision to make if the question was "would you rather be eaten alive by a shark or a bear?"

So long as I've already died peacefully, I'll choose to be eaten by the bear. It will be a lot of work for him or her, as skinny as I am. He or she will probably spend more energy trying to pick out the goodies than he or she will gain from eating me

Hmm, and I guess the posed question could also apply to being eaten (partially), but not resulting in a fatality. Any takers for that option?

Originally Posted by Seraphim

Hmm, and I guess the posed question could also apply to being eaten (partially), but not resulting in a fatality. Any takers for that option?

Well if you want to get all philosophical about it, the bear can only eat my body, it cannot eat me. Unless it's a spirit bear.

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

Well if you want to get all philosophical about it, the bear can only eat my body, it cannot eat me. Unless it's a spirit bear.

That is a hypothetical answer. We need empirical evidence before we can jump to such conclusions.

Originally Posted by Seraphim

That is a hypothetical answer. We need empirical evidence before we can jump to such conclusions.

Bring it on (clicky clicky)

I would jump in,then punch my way out.

Partial eating? Like, which would I rather take a one-chomp then it goes away from? We talking Grizzly? Panda? Great White? Grey nurse?
COME ON MAN! WE NEED SPECIFICITY OR YOUR QUESTION IS JUST A VAGUE HYPOTHETICAL.