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    Your razor collection costs more than your CAR.

    You have more soaps etc than some people have clothes.

    When someon claims their knife is "shaving sharp" you're thinking to yourself:"I wonder if he'll let me try?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gssixgun View Post
    You might be a straight shaver if

    You have no hair on one of yer arms
    Only one?

    Noob




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    if:
    *To end a stressful day you shave
    *random squares shaved out of your legs because you ran out of arm hair
    *you wonder why gillette carry on adding MORE blades
    *you get confused when people say they don't want to shave or if they say they can shave in under 15 minutes

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    You might be a straight shaver if...

    ...you hope someone notices the huge CUT under your ear and asks what happened.

    ...you accessed StraightRazorPlace so much in one month, they blocked the website from the company intranet. oops.

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    The words Badger and Brush doesn't mean bothering someone or tree limbs
    Straight doesn't just mean heterosexual.
    Last edited by freebird; 07-09-2009 at 10:32 PM.

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    ...the people you work with think you have the worlds meanest cat.

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    ...if your wife thinks you're crazy to shave, but puts up with it for the sake of smooth skin.

    ...if the most frightening thing in the world is someone else handling your razors and stones.

    ...if you test your newly honed knives on the remaining patches of hair on your arm- and it shaves well.

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    You might be a straight shaver if:

    Your brothers cows wont let you pet them, 'cause they know your just interested in their horns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirt4dinner View Post
    ...the people you work with think you have the worlds meanest cat.
    My favorite so far!

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    ... You have three styptic pencils in active rotation

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