Thread: You might be a straight shaver if:

Originally Posted by Dirt4dinner

...the people you work with think you have the worlds meanest cat.

I SAY SHAVE THAT SUCKER !!!


(start with the neck)

you might be a straight shaver if: you view a double edge razor as a toy.

after 50 years of sharpening knifes and thinking your the best of the best you suddenly find out you dont have a clue as to what sharp realy is

if you quickly want to shave in the morning you must get up a hour early

if you can no longer drive by a antic shop or yard sale

if haveing big iron in your hand means 2 ozs.

if your hands are allways stroking your face

if you strop when your bored

if you find inner peace in the bathroom while standing

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Originally Posted by StraightRazorDave

- You think Gillette is most definitely NOT "the best a man can get".
- Seeing the price of modern disposables makes you feel oddly superior.

Well, I feel something like you, Dave.

- You think Gillette is "the best a man can get" and SR is "the best a GENTLEMAN can get". Oh yeah.
- You give yourself a facepalm and shake your head while seeing the Gillette commercials

When faceturbation rings a bell.

When an Escher is a rock and not a drawing.

When a Belgian is both a hone and a beer.

when face time isn't spent dealing with someone else.

When you have done bought that new Sharps big fifty with a hundred new cases and dies with all the money you have save not buying disposable razor blades !

[QUOTE=Dirt4dinner;414653]You might be a straight shaver if...

...you hope someone notices the huge CUT under your ear and asks what happened.
QUOTE]


Hahahaha! I've actually done that...! Guess that means I am..!

...faceturbation gives you more satisfaction then masturbation.