Thread: now THIS is hilarious

Well Havamal became quite funny when translated! My sig:


Instead of an ice per day
before the test
his wife
the marriage of a sword
and the applause of the night of beer
please see below

This is way too much fun with proverbs.

Barbers are correctors of capital crimes.
The crime capital of the barber shop is correctors.
A barber, a capital crime correctors.
The barber shop is the capital crime of correctors.
Barbers correctors is the capital of crime.
Correctors barber is the capital of crime.
Correctors barbershop is the capital of crime.

Barbers learn to shave by shaving fools.
Learn how to shave at the barber shaving fools.
Barbers will learn how to shave like a fool?
What a fool and learn how to shave like a barber shop?
And about how stupid I learn to shave like a barber shop?
And I will learn about the barber shop or something stupid like shaving?
How will I learn that shaving or something stupid like a barber shop?
How can I learn, the barbershop is stupid like shaving?
Stupid like shaving can learn how the barbershop?
You can learn how silly such as barber shaving?
Barbers Can Learn How stupid like you?
Barbers are stupid like that to learn how?
Stupid to learn how to barber?
What do you learn how foolish barber?
How do I learn how foolish barber?
What is the barber shop to learn how to be stupid?
For the stupid, barber shop to learn how?
Stupid, or learn the barber shop?
Mollification, barber shop or learn?
Pumpkin, and learn the barbershop?
Pumpkin is a barber shop or learn?
Pumpkin, and learn the barbershop?
Pumpkin is a barber shop or learn?
Pumpkin, and learn the barbershop?
Pumpkin is a barber shop or learn?
Pumpkin, and learn the barbershop?
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

You may beat the devil into your wife, but you'll never bang him out again.
To your wife, beat the devil may be totally unacceptable to him will never again.
To your wife, that he may be completely unacceptable, against the devil.
To your wife, he is completely and may not accept the devil.
To your wife, he is completely unable to accept the devil.
To your wife, he can not fully accept the devil.

Very interesting!

Mark Twain...
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.


I think to make a fool than to open and people might as well keep your mouth shut, you can remove all doubt.
I, who might be able to remove all doubt than to open your mouth to stop, think and make a fool.
I, who, rather than the stupid question I think you stop opening your mouth could all be removed.
I am who I am not a stupid question, and I stop opening your mouth could be removed.
I have a stupid question, am not and I could be removed to stop opening your mouth.
I have a stupid question, I could not stop to remove your mouth open.
I'm the stupid question I could not stop and remove your mouth open.
I could not stop my stupid question of your mouth open to remove it.
I have to remove your mouth open could not stop my stupid question.
I need to remove my stupid question but could not stop your mouth open.
I need to stop your mouth open could not remove my stupid question.
I need to stop my stupid question was not able to remove your mouth open.
I could not open your mouth to remove the need to stop your stupid question.
I could not open it to remove the need to stop the stupid questions in your mouth.
I need you in the mouth that was not possible to stop the open and remove the stupid question.
I'm open to stop, please remove the stupid question and you could not in the mouth.
I can stop and remove the stupid question, if you please open your mouth is not.
I can stop and remove the stupid question, if you please open your mouth.
I can stop and remove the stupid question, please open your mouth you.>>
I can stop and remove the stupid question, please open your mouth.

That is awesome! I huge time waster indeed.

So I tried my current signature line: "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.", and it became (an equilibrium was not reached, but this is the latest translation):

"Since I promised something new and missed five months."

It's like something I would read in a fortune cookie! Is it a message that I should've done something five months ago??

"And though I die at least I die for thee, for thee!"

becomes...

'However, I am your death, 27 died Friday at least!"

"I think of thee when the sun shines upon me"

becomes...

"I want to win"



I love it....

That is so funny. I cannot believe how much time I wasted on there tonight.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

This is the final translation.

The score of 47-1 to China, free and fair, we were created under the guidance of our ancestors.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car

becomes

I am with my grandfather in his sleep in his car at peace. Die, my client has not cried.

The second quot in my sig (the first won't resolve)

"Inequalities inherent flaw to share the benefits of capitalism. 5 to share the benefits of socialism as a tragic Mon"