Thread: My pockets are getting full!

So, while you guys are fighting Dogmas and arguing about the beginning of time my pockets are getting really full! No, not with all the B.S. flying around. LITERALLY!

I've got a cell phone, and keys, and 4 electronic key fobs. I've even got one for the house now!! Lord help me when I actually have some change in my pocket too!

Okay, seriously. Anybody break out a man purse or anything? What the heck do you real men do in this situation. It looks like I'm carrying gerbils in each of my pockets now.

When I hug my wife I unlock 2 car doors and open the trunk to my motorcycle.