Thread: how full of yourself must you be?

Always thought you used a special cigar match? (usually a lot longer than normal matches)

Originally Posted by Yorkie

I say bad form old chap, we're not all like that..

Toodle pip.

Chill out fro magnum.

True. True.
Sorry mate. Didn't mean that about ALL Brits, not even necessarily Brits either, just a figure of expression.

Originally Posted by ControlFreak1

Chill out fro magnum.

True. True.
Sorry mate. Didn't mean that about ALL Brits, not even necessarily Brits either, just a figure of expression.

Yeah I know, don't worry about it lol No offence taken.

Originally Posted by aragornelessar86

Smokelaw, it's a leather band like a watch band with a guilded Davidoff medallion in the middle. You're supposed to take the paper band off and put on this leather band while you smoke a cigar.

OMG that is ludicrous. I have gotten tothe point where I take the band off any really nice cigar I smoke in public to AVOID that sort of thing!

Originally Posted by Kees

BTW: Never trust a cigar salesman who lights his cigar with a Zippo .

I guess cigar sales people can't afford the $775 gold lighter they sell on the cigar manufacturer's web site.

when he said "what you wanna do"....i kinda thought "nah mate, i dont wanna do" and lost interest fast.....what a load of crapola...you would have to be so full of yourself to get one of them......or maybe you could buy it for someone who is full of themselves....they would love it!!

So first you take off the paper band, then you put on the leather, then you smoke for a while, and take it off again before you're done smoking to prevent it from getting damaged.
And the point is ... ?

This is truly a completely useless item, designed only to cost money, for the purpose of being able to indicate to other people that you are so wealthy that you can spend money on items that are completely useless. Or rather, you are the person who wants other people to know or at least think you are that wealthy.

Originally Posted by Bruno

So first you take off the paper band, then you put on the leather, then you smoke for a while, and take it off again before you're done smoking to prevent it from getting damaged.
And the point is ... ?

This is truly a completely useless item, designed only to cost money, for the purpose of being able to indicate to other people that you are so wealthy that you can spend money on items that are completely useless. Or rather, you are the person who wants other people to know or at least think you are that wealthy.

You nailed it, Bruno. That is the sole purpose.

Originally Posted by MinniesMate

I guess cigar sales people can't afford the $775 gold lighter they sell on the cigar manufacturer's web site.

A cigar should be lit with a piece of cedar wood and not with a lighter IMHO. Just goes to show that Davidoff only wants to sell useless items to people who do not know how to smoke cigars properly. One more reason to shun Davidoff.

Ever seen a Cohiba cigar ring?

I am totally buying twelve of these. One for each finger and TWO for each MIDDLE finger.

That way every one will know how cool I am whilst I simultaneously show how I feel about them.

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