Thread: Science vs Pseudoscience

Originally Posted by Seraphim

And what would sufficient protection sytems be? Deep woods Off bugspray?

Duh, an aircraft carrier traveling at 40knots, of course! Or two aircraft carriers if one is not enough.... with "lasers"!

Take that, sharks... no, seabas... uhm I mean mosquitoes.... mutant mosquitoes, that's it!

No Gugi you've got it wrong. They're trying to **** with the space time continuum and **** like that. Anyways. We all know one of the LHC's goals is to produce dark matter. So I bet they're gonna use it to build an aircraft carrier out of dark matter, float it in dark fluid, accelerate it to 20 knots and test it. How can you combat an invisible aircraft carrier in an invisible fluid? I mean its dark matter! This is obvious! They just have to call 1-800-SKY-WALK and get a bunch of x-wings and luke skywalker to deal with it. They're the "x"perts!