Oh ho!

Those rascals at LHC are up to their old tricks again:
World's largest atom smasher breaks power record - Yahoo! News


One proton at 1 TeV is about the energy of the motion of a flying mosquito. When a beam is fully packed with 300,000 billion protons with 7 TeV energy — the goal of the LHC — it is like an aircraft carrier traveling at 20 knots. That is why the scientists are carefully learning how to run it and make sure all protection systems are working, said James Gillies, spokesman for the European Organization for Nuclear Research.
Oh, gosh....did we forget to mention that it wouldn't just be a single mosquito?

And what would sufficient protection sytems be? Deep woods Off bugspray?