View Poll Results: Which side should be used for business, i.e. will be soiled directly
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The side with the bumps
9 28.13% -
The side with the dimples
4 12.50% -
Either
7 21.88% -
Neither/Both (the side actually fits in the gap much better)
1 3.13% -
I use the special 'flip-flop' version where they are the same
3 9.38% -
I don't use such product and/or I love dingleberries
1 3.13% -
Other (please explain in the thread)
7 21.88%
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11-06-2009, 12:45 AM #1< Banned Scammer >
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Well, we all know why the left hand is considered dirty... So...
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11-06-2009, 01:02 AM #2
Yes, I do know - it has to be always ready for a 'dirty sanchez'
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11-06-2009, 12:30 AM #3what Dad calls me
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Originally Posted by red96ta
Whichever side hits my bum first I guess...
The uncivilized cad!It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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11-06-2009, 12:29 AM #4what Dad calls me
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Gugi, you've done it again! A most sensitive issue for sure. I prefer the dimpled over the possible "abrasive action" of the "bumps". I wince at the thought.
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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11-06-2009, 01:15 AM #5Senior Member
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Other. Get the ridges. The best of both worlds and no thought required.
“If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.” (A. Einstein)
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11-06-2009, 01:16 AM #6I Bleed Slurry
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I don't use toilet paper as it is unsanitary and does not wash any fecal bacteria away from your body. I use moist wipes for adults, they actually clean away shit bacteria unlike a dry piece of paper.
So other.
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11-06-2009, 10:56 AM #7
I'm with red96ta, whatever gets there first!
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11-06-2009, 11:53 AM #8Damn hedgehog
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Other.
Back where i work there's a quote written on a toilet wall:
'Navy toiletpaper is like Clint Eastwood: Rough and takes no shit''That is what i do. I drink and i know things'
-Tyrion Lannister.
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11-06-2009, 12:04 PM #9Unofficial SRP Village Idiot
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A very complex question. I do believe this would require an experiment to figure out the best side for efficacy.
Such an important subject.
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11-06-2009, 12:38 PM #10Senior Member
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Well I haven't used the creek since I got my new Bidet with heated seat and water with a warm blow dryer to finish things off. I wash my hands of this thread.
bjDon't go to the light. bj
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