View Poll Results: Which side should be used for business, i.e. will be soiled directly
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The side with the bumps
9 28.13% -
The side with the dimples
4 12.50% -
Either
7 21.88% -
Neither/Both (the side actually fits in the gap much better)
1 3.13% -
I use the special 'flip-flop' version where they are the same
3 9.38% -
I don't use such product and/or I love dingleberries
1 3.13% -
Other (please explain in the thread)
7 21.88%
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11-06-2009, 12:45 AM #11
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Thanked: 125Well, we all know why the left hand is considered dirty... So...
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11-06-2009, 01:02 AM #12
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11-06-2009, 01:10 AM #13
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11-06-2009, 01:15 AM #14
Other. Get the ridges. The best of both worlds and no thought required.
“If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.” (A. Einstein)
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11-06-2009, 01:16 AM #15
I don't use toilet paper as it is unsanitary and does not wash any fecal bacteria away from your body. I use moist wipes for adults, they actually clean away shit bacteria unlike a dry piece of paper.
So other.
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11-06-2009, 01:18 AM #16
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11-06-2009, 01:35 AM #17
Hmmm...I'll have to ask my manservant, as I have no contact with such lowly activities.
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11-06-2009, 02:32 AM #18
Hmmmm, speed bumps or pot holes?? Those photos make it look like a bumpy ride either way.
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11-06-2009, 02:42 AM #19
Other.... We don't need no steenking bumps.... My life improved measurably when I was introduced to Charmin Lotion+ with Aloe.
Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.
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11-06-2009, 07:29 AM #20
Another "other".
Actually, Will Smith put me off of regular toilet paper. Perhaps I should explain.
I read an interview where he said something along the lines of: "If you accidentally got dog crap on your arm, and I offered you the choice of some dry toilet paper or wet-wipes, which would you rather use to get clean?"
Made sense to me.
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