Ummm ..... ok ..... Ivan ..... we need to get you some help. And that damned Jimbo stole my thunder. I was going to recommend that you get a bidet, but they will probly end up being listed as some sort of scurge to the environment before long, and you better enjoy your precious luxury TP while you can because one of the new 'Czars' seriously wants to do away with it in case you haven't heard, that will probly be the straw that breaks the camels back, can't you just see it in the future history books how after all of the crap that Americans have gradually been oppressed by that the luxury TP ban was the bridge too far.