Man distracted by bird drives Bugatti into marsh - Yahoo! News

The birds! They are out to get us! One supercar driving, cell-phone dropping multimillionaire at a time!


Oh, wait, maybe it's not the bird's fault. No...wait, it totally was. So, I was talking on my cell driving my million dollar quad-turbo, when this damn pelican distracted me so bad I dropped my phone! I bent over to get it, swerved, and drove into a canal. Yeah....totally the damn bird's fault.