Thread: In The Spirit of Barack

Now since my last post 30 minutes ago we have now gone from saving or creating 650,000 razors to now I've saved or created 1.3 million razors. Just look at my numbers:


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See there's the proof that I have stopped our straight razors from the greatest collapse in American history and with no new taxes.

Now moving on to my new "Slurry Tax" that I've been talking about this entire time......

"I'm Joe the Shaver, and I'm here to question Barack Obama about his small Razor tax policy. What do you have against razors under the standard 3 inches? Or less than 5/8ths grind? Some people prefer the petite razors. Big Razors are not the answer!"

Originally Posted by JimR

We get it. You hate Gubment, and you hate Obama, and you hate taxes.

You know what? America. Love It or Leave It.

So what are you saying? That Obama should leave the country? I love America and I hate Obama and I hate the direction this once great country is going.

Penguin great post. All the posts in this thread have been very entertaining. But I'd just like to point out that razors are dangerous objects that can be wielded as deadly weapons. As we all know, people can not be trusted with deadly weapons and I think that straight razors are subject to some "reasonable regulation". Just think what would happen if the Mexican gangs south of the boarder got ahold of some of those straight razors.

Originally Posted by tabre

Penguin great post. All the posts in this thread have been very entertaining. But I'd just like to point out that razors are dangerous objects that can be wielded as deadly weapons. As we all know, people can not be trusted with deadly weapons and I think that straight razors are subject to some "reasonable regulation". Just think what would happen if the Mexican gangs south of the boarder got ahold of some of those straight razors.

SSHHH! don't give our government any ideas please.