In The Spirit of Barack

**DistortedPenguin** · 12-04-2009, 02:53 AM

Being inspired by Prime Minister Obama I have decided to create a program to create or save 650,000 straight razors. I will be holding a "Razor Summit" comprised of thuggish SEIU leaders and various community organizers, all of which have never shaved with a straight razor, to formulate this plan for America.

I ask that all those who have no experience with or knowledge of straight razors to offer input so we can put our country's straight razors back on track.

**treydampier** · 12-04-2009, 02:59 AM

What is a straight razor?
I think I am ready to lead.

**DistortedPenguin** · 12-04-2009, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by treydampier

What is a straight razor?
I think I am ready to lead.

I hereby appoint you to my cabinet as the official "Lather Czar"

**JimmyHAD** · 12-04-2009, 03:08 AM

Yeah, a truly great president would probably be back on his ranch cutting brush .... or maybe falling off his mountain bike on his face. Sort of emblematic of his entire presidency.

**DistortedPenguin** · 12-04-2009, 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by JimmyHAD

Yeah, a truly great president would probably be back on his ranch cutting brush .... or maybe falling off his mountain bike on his face. Sort of emblematic of his entire presidency.

If your referring to ol' George don't worry we've got him in the oval office looking for the corner.

Just because we know Prime Minister Obama sucks a@# doesn't mean we're on the "Bush Wagon"

**Seraphim** · 12-04-2009, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by DistortedPenguin

Being inspired by Prime Minister Obama I have decided to create a program to create or save 650,000 straight razors. I will be holding a "Razor Summit" comprised of thuggish SEIU leaders and various community organizers, all of which have never shaved with a straight razor, to formulate this plan for America.

I ask that all those who have no experience with or knowledge of straight razors to offer input so we can put our country's straight razors back on track.

There is no way that Obama would get behind any organization for saving straight razors.

It would also have to include saving razors who had made various other lifestyle choices as well....

**JimmyHAD** · 12-04-2009, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Seraphim

There is no way that Obama would get behind any organization for saving straight razors.

It would also have to include saving razors who had made various other lifestyle choices as well....

Straight razors didn't make a choice they were born that way.... unlike adjustables.

**DistortedPenguin** · 12-04-2009, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Seraphim

There is no way that Obama would get behind any organization for saving straight razors.

It would also have to include saving razors who had made various other lifestyle choices as well....

So sorry, how right you are. I'll change, excuse me... revise, this plan to be only for eco-friendly, alternative lifestyle, radical kool-aid drinking straight razors. I ask that my staff please inform me asap if I have left anything out as I can make the appropriate changes and claim they were that way all along.

**DistortedPenguin** · 12-04-2009, 04:01 AM

It would seem that much like the Obama "Stimulus Package" and his government "Forced Welfare Healthcare" there is little if any public support for this initiative. But have no fear by dear constituents as, in the spirit of Barack, I will still be attempting to cram this down your throats.

**JimR** · 12-04-2009, 04:03 AM

We get it. You hate Gubment, and you hate Obama, and you hate taxes.

You know what? America. Love It or Leave It.

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