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an exchange between the greatest philosophizers of all time

Ted: [whispering to Bill] Now what?
Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him!
Ted: [clears his throat, to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind," dude.

[Socrates gives them a blank stare]

Bill: [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand]
Dust.

[he blows the remainder away]
Bill: Wind.

Ted: [points at Socrates] Dude.
[Socrates gasps]

"You boys gonna draw those pistols or whistle dixie" Har Har.

This one from Socrates seems to fit you

The unexamined life is not worth living.

I don't think its appropriate for a signature, but this is my favorite exchange out of Shakespeare:

CONSTABLE OF FRANCE: "I know him to be valiant." (referring to the DAUPHIN)
DUKE OF ORLEANS: "I was told that by one that knows him better than you."	52
CONSTABLE OF FRANCE: "What’s he?"
DUKE OF ORLEANS: "Marry, he told me so himself; and he said he cared not who knew it."

"Climate change. Coming to a town near you."

How about:

"My view of the world is constantly evolving"

To shave or to shave straight, that's the question.

Here's a couple that I like:

Erst das Fressen und dan die Moral, (First food then Morals) Berthold Brecht.

Sunt pueri pueri, pueri puerilia tractant (boys will be boys)

If you want to help a starving man don't give him fish but give him a net.