RT... I liked that. Maybe we could add to it. Here's mine...

Toothbrushes

A man named George was new in the city and needed a job so he saw an ad for a salesman. He responded to the ad and the guy gave him 20 toothbrushes to sell. George went to sell them and came back later on in the day and was asked how he did.

''I sold 4 toothbrushes,'' he said.

''Well come back tomorrow,'' said the guy, ''and we'll see if you can sell more.''

George returned the next day and went to sell his 20 toothbrushes. He came back later in the day. ''How many did you sell?'' asked the guy.

''I sold 5 toothbrushes,'' answered George.

''Maybe you are not cut out for this line of work,'' said the guy.

''Give me one more chance,'' said George, '' and I will sell the toothbrushes.''

He came in the next day and said, ''I want 1000 toothbrushes.''

''1000?'' asked the guy, looking surprised. So he loaded 1000 toothbrushes on the back of George's truck and George took off and came back later on.

The guy asked, ''How many did you sell?''

''954,'' said George.

''954?'' asked the guy, ''How did you sell so many?''

''Well I went to the airport where there were a lot of people, set up a table there and set down lots of chocolates and said, 'get your free chocolates here'"

The people came up and tried them and said, 'yuck, this tastes like shit.' and I said, 'it is shit, do you want to buy a toothbrush?'''