Thread: Have you been executed?

I have always been a Good Boy!

Oh
surenof there has been some loss
but most of those in need of good sleep were been sent a_slumberin'

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Since someone asked if you have been in jail I though I would ask if any of you have been executed-in a previous life of course.

No, but I've been teased mercilessly. Bastards!

No, not that I recall, but I made someone cry once.


Mick

My ass would have been burnt at the steak for sure, had I have lived in those times.
Some of the things I practice are considered witch craft even today by some people.

No, but I was once lightly flogged with scented bootlaces as punishment for rubbing linseed oil into the schools cormorant.

(A prize to the first person who can tell me where both the bootlace and cormorant reference come from..! Clue: Ones a book and ones a film)

So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS.

For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'

Actually I was President Lincoln's security man and I just stepped outside Ford's Theatre for a moment to negotiate the price of a straight razor and when I came back...well...

I was arrested and shot by a firing squad.

No, but I was abducted by extraterrestrials.

I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.(Galatians 2:20)

I can honestly say the old man did not die easily.

One of my Scottish patients told me that his ancestor had the distinction of being the last man hung in Scotland for sheep stealing. This with a wry smile.