Thread: Bizarre stuff people say..

There's is a dude at my work who keeps saying everything twice.

"I saw a naked woman. She didn't have clothes"
"There was a deserted house. Nobody lived there"
"The man died. Now he doesn't live any more"
"Just put new tires into my car. Took away the old tires first"
etc

As he starts telling something everyone wait for the highlight to come. And as it almost every time comes he doesn't seem to understand why everyone look like having trouble to keep from laughing.