The Limerick Thread!

With a playboy, at the articles to stare...

And dreamt that the pin-up I'd lay.

Following Rob's theme of difficult rhymes:

One day whilst cleaning the chimney...

I realized my grammar was flimsy

confusing their with they're...

And wear with where...

And with that thought the chimney caved in on me.

OK, rhyme with this one:

A libra once dated a capricorn

He played the flute, she played the harp 'n' horn

And whilst he did play, she ran away
on not a hose but a Unicorn!