And whence she returned I happily and properly did bend her;)
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And whence she returned I happily and properly did bend her;)
An old lass with a dowager's hump
tried to sit quietly while taking a dump
but the badger nearby
said "who let that stank fly"
was startled and fell on her rump.
Said a certain old spinster from Limerick,
Of all of these options, just take a pick
"You may either rhyme neatly
or dirty as hell