The Limerick Thread!

Whilst wading in water of shallow depth...

I was carefully watching each step

But when my pole bend down...

I exclaimed with a frown,

Mine pole hath not verily kepth

kepth :rofl2:

While cutting my whiskers one rainy day

I said to myself "What the hey?"

And lobbed me boots out the wind'r (window)

then me lass to the store I did send her