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    The curtain got blessed
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    after plucking the gray hairs from his chest....

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    Now his wife's moved his bed to the shed.
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    In Colombia they invented Maracas
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKRob View Post
    In Colombia they invented Maracas
    Over here we just know 'em as clackers

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    In Colombia they invented Maracas
    Over here we just know 'em as clackers

    When you give them a shake...
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    In Colombia they invented Maracas
    Over here we just know 'em as clackers

    When you give them a shake...

    What a racket they make....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    In Colombia they invented Maracas
    Over here we just know 'em as clackers

    When you give them a shake...

    What a racket they make....
    Just be careful they don't drive you Caracas
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    Lizzie Borden was known for her axe
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    Accused of giving 40 whacks

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