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  1. 01-30-2016, 12:27 PM #371
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    While fixing the blades on my mower
    I thought they were moving much slower
    I reached in my hand
    Whilst squeeching my gland
    Messed it up - now the mower's a non-goer.
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    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
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    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
    To engorge his name recognition
    Last edited by WW243; 01-30-2016 at 01:11 PM.
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
    To engorge his name recognition,
    He has some grand plans,
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    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
    To engorge his name recognition,
    He has some grand plans,
    And a hellish sun-tan,
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
    To engorge his name recognition,
    He has some grand plans,
    And a hellish sun-tan,
    The poor Mexicans fear extradition.
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    I once knew a girl with angina,
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    She lived in South Carolina
    "When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,
    rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal."
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    Her heart was so big
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    That when she danced a jig
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