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  1. 08-22-2010, 04:28 AM #61
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    There was a blind man who had a straight razor,
    Consider where you will spend ETERNITY !!!!!!
    Growing Old is a necessity; Growing Up is Not !
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  2. 08-22-2010, 04:46 AM #62
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    He also carried a taser

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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  3. 08-22-2010, 05:01 AM #63
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    So properly armed,
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  4. 08-22-2010, 07:26 AM #64
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    He was never alarmed,
    “The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”
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    Need he subdue his beard or Joe Frazier
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    A man in cloak and sword by the highway stood
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    A man in cloak and sword by the highway stood
    Who called himself Robin the Hood.
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  8. 08-22-2010, 04:33 PM #68
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    started making trouble in my neighborhood

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  9. 08-22-2010, 05:24 PM #69
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    He stole razors from the rich
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    And then promptly sold them on Craigslist
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