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Thread: The Limerick Thread!
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08-22-2010, 08:01 PM #71
While walking my dog this past summer,
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08-22-2010, 08:49 PM #72
I thought "gee this mutt's getting dummer!"
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08-22-2010, 09:32 PM #73
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Thanked: 172He doesn't want to sit,
Consider where you will spend ETERNITY !!!!!!
Growing Old is a necessity; Growing Up is Not !
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08-23-2010, 12:59 PM #74
and he seems to forget
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08-23-2010, 01:25 PM #75
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Thanked: 983You go the Postman. Not the Plumber!
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08-23-2010, 01:26 PM #76
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Thanked: 983Well me dunny's blocked
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08-23-2010, 02:10 PM #77
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Thanked: 4942There once was a razor from Nizes,
With Bevels of two different sizes,
One was so small, it was nuttin' at all
and the other was sharp and won prizes.............
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08-23-2010, 04:16 PM #78
There once was a guy called Lynn,
Who's bevels were incredibly thin,
They'd split atoms in half,
The CERN guys were aghast,
They'd spent billions when they should have called him!
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08-24-2010, 05:18 PM #79
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08-24-2010, 11:07 PM #80
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Thanked: 172So here I sit
Consider where you will spend ETERNITY !!!!!!
Growing Old is a necessity; Growing Up is Not !