Thread: What's killing you? A top 10 list

God was the one who gave us the wood, so he and his staff would understand. Therefore I'd show up at the pearly gates with the wood on and a big grin on my face

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Well I can come up with ONE good way to die... One of those painless heart attacks in the middle of an orgasm with a good looking woman. You leave the world with a smile on your face

Probably wouldn't be the best time for the woman....

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Well I can come up with ONE good way to die... One of those painless heart attacks in the middle of an orgasm with a good looking woman. You leave the world with a smile on your face

I dunno if it was gonna be my last time...Id want at least 2...or 10 women.

Originally Posted by Anthroman

Probably wouldn't be the best time for the woman....

Oh, I dont know, there are sure to be bragging rights for that...I mean any woman can give a man an orgasm...but only a the talented few can give him one thats so good it stops his heart and kills him!

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

Well I can come up with ONE good way to die... One of those painless heart attacks in the middle of an orgasm with a good looking woman. You leave the world with a smile on your face

With my luck I'll die with a 300 lb woman sitting on my face.

I had a friend who died three years ago of cancer at age 33. He had an ulcer that healed but without any follow up turned into stomach cancer after a few years. By the time our Canadian free medical care system diagnosed his year long health problems it already spread to his liver and lungs. He was dead within two months of the diagnosis.

In his off hours he was a basketball coach for local kids, did not smoke or drink and was very slim. He was definitely not a glutton. So, I found it ironically cruel to have him felled in the prime of his life by stomach, lung and liver cancer.

My aunt's late husband used to say: "If you don't drink and don't smoke then you'll die healthy and that will be a real waste"

Guess he had a point.

Cigarettes will stunt our growth.

NO they won't I can prove it. My parents smoked for years then I smoked for years and I am 6'6" they are all shorter than I am, even my "BIG" brother is only 6'.

9. Nephritis and nephrosis. Boring!

I find this appauling. It's not boring. I work in the dialysis field. Gets manotenous but not boring.

Keaton

Originally Posted by kvidoo

NO they won't I can prove it. My parents smoked for years then I smoked for years and I am 6'6" they are all shorter than I am, even my "BIG" brother is only 6'.



I find this appauling. It's not boring. I work in the dialysis field. Gets manotenous but not boring.

Keaton

We have a saying in Dutch: "Uitzonderingen bevestigen de regel"

Or "Exceptions confirm the rule"