Thread: Beer Googles for Arny?

Arnold Schwartznegger's recent domestic difficulties are big in the news. Now, far beit from me to judge but I will say this. If you've been married to someone as long as he was, I figure the least you owe them is a little integrity. If you find yourself unable to keep your fly zipped your first course of action (IMHO) is get divorced. Now, if you insist on blowing up a marriage to go sleep with a woman as a minimum the woman should be at least as attractive and/or as wealthy as the wife you dogged to get her. This woman is neither. Arnold must have had the beer googles on that night Mildred Patricia Baena's Baby Shower | Celebrity Photos | TMZ.com
Have you guys ever seen a smokin hot woman named Mildred? The only other Mildred I've known in my life was a lady that lived next door to us when I was a kid. She made Arny's baby mama look like Shakira.

Arnold is a naughty little boy. Naughty little boys like that are always naughty. They can't help themselves any more than a cow can stop mooing.

I've long thought that a lot of celebs and people in power do this sort of thing not because the person they have an affair with is attractive, but simply because they can.

Look at Tiger Woods. None of the women he hooked up with were as good looking as his wife, but it didn't stop him.

I figure if you cheat you will get caught one way or the other. And if you're famous and cheat you'll probably get caught sooner because you have a higher public profile.

I think old Arnold found himself an equal in looks to his wife...They both fugly!


Mick

I'm with Stu. It's about power, and that's it. It's the "I can do this and get away with it" mentality.

I for one, never have, never will. Just can't do it.... I simply can't do that to another person. Just my view.

It is commonly accepted here in Thailand that if a man has an affair that is his business and his business alone. This is the opinion of both Thai guys and the older generation of Thai women. It is no wonder that Thai ladies find foreign men so attactive.
As for myself, I would never cheat. My wife knows where I keep all my razors. It is a little known fact, Thailand has the world's formost experts at penile re-attachment.

Originally Posted by ndw76

It is commonly accepted here in Thailand that if a man has an affair that is his business and his business alone. This is the opinion of both Thai guys and the older generation of Thai women. It is no wonder that Thai ladies find foreign men so attactive.
As for myself, I would never cheat. My wife knows where I keep all my razors. It is a little known fact, Thailand has the world's formost experts at penile re-attachment.

I knew a guy when I was stationed in the Philippines who was married to a Thai woman. She discovered he was dittlin' the house girl. She waited for him to go to sleep and dumped a skillet full of sizzling bacon grease in an area of his anatomy that would be more than a little unpleasant. Me? I'm part of the never done it and never will crowd. Way too much bad karma to deal with besides, the lovely Mrs. GI, a Filipina, has made her position on this issue crystal clear. She said if she was married to Arny, she'd wait for him to go to sleep and beat him vigorously about the face and head with an iron skillet as retribution. Thanks but no.

Originally Posted by 1OldGI

I knew a guy when I was stationed in the Philippines who was married to a Thai woman. She discovered he was dittlin' the house girl. She waited for him to go to sleep and dumped a skillet full of sizzling bacon grease in an area of his anatomy that would be more than a little unpleasant. Me? I'm part of the never done it and never will crowd. Way too much bad karma to deal with besides, the lovely Mrs. GI, a Filipina, has made her position on this issue crystal clear. She said if she was married to Arny, she'd wait for him to go to sleep and beat him vigorously about the face and head with an iron skillet as retribution. Thanks but no.

Reminds me of things that happened years ago when we still had forces in Lebanon. Didn't happen to me, of course not, how can you even imagine, but to a mate at the same squad. He had visited for few times at the local joybirds. Then came a time for his home vacation and he was happy to see his wife again. Of course they were having their private times, but after few days my mates private parts started to hurt like hell. Then he had no choice but to make a little confession to her wife who of course got mad (mad is a word too mild i guess). My friend tried to soften this all by staying silent of the joybirds. Instead he explained that he had met a Scandinavian tourist lady who reminded of her wife so much that he just did what he did for home sickness (now this is definitely a poorest excuse i've ever heard). Next day they both went to a doctor for a tests and as they got their diagnoses, happened that my friend had an urethritis (he had probably gotten it for patroling during the cold nights) and his wife had a herpes
Back down there he told me that first they had a hell of a fight but pretty soon they didn't know was there really a reason for blaming either. Amazingly they are still living together, obviously happily married i guess.
But i remember who the rest of us down there had ultimate laughs for that poor fellow who almost got mad imaging her wife back home, living 'poor and joyless' life of an army widow. We just asked him to see more joygirls, perhaps he might find someone who looks like her wife