Thread: Insane Mass Stupidity to the 10th Power

Just don't make them "anatomicly correct" or you'll have issues with some groups ... and interest from others.

This kinda reminds me of a Dilbert strip where a guy is selling nose puppies, which are small ceramic puppies that fit in your nose....

Some people have too much money, and anyone who buys that sort of thing is clearly certifiable and should be locked in a room with the latest in squidgy wallpaper and long sleeved jackets that do up round the back.

An ounce and half of No 1s, where is that damn shot flask when you need it !!

Originally Posted by 1OldGI

So I was thinking about this during my evening PT and it occurred to me that if your wife was into this kind of stuff it would be a glorious Get Out of Jail Free card for when RAD hits you hard. Picture this dialog:

SWMBO: A package came for you in the mail today. It was that stupid straight razor with the two little ducks near the blade thingy.

Me: Oh, Right On, my Dubl Duck Golden Edge is here beautiful razor, never been used, still in the box, my pants are getting tighter as we speak, Honeybunch, I think I need some alone time with my new razor.

SWMBO: Wow, that does look a lot prettier than all the others. What did you pay for it?

Me: Oh, I practically stole it, the guy gave it to me for just $150

SWMBO: A hundred and fifty bucks! Have you lost your mind!?

Me (with a stupid smirk on my face): No, when I've totally lost my mind, I'll know it because I'll spend $40 for a stupid Uncle Sam costume for the ceramic #$#@ goose out in the yard.

SWMBO: But don't you like our yard to look nice?

ME: It looked just fine with naked geese. Don't you like your husband to look nice? I hear those Dubl Ducks are great shavers.

SWMBO: That reminds me, it's nearly August and our goose still has the Uncle Sam costume on. I better go out and change him or the neighbors will think we're rednecks.

ME: Yeah, you better go handle that, I wouldn't want the neighbors to think I'm a redneck. CASE CLOSED: She goes to the yard to piss around with her geese, her credibility to complain about my expenditure of money on functional items is gone, I get alone time with my new razor and everyone is happy. Genius, pure genius

That's kind of how it is at my house from mid September through early January. My wife has 23, that's right; a two followed by a three, boxes of Christmas decorations alone. And how do I know this? I counted them because I was pissed after the 9th box. Now I just accept it. It makes her happy, my razors make me happy, so every body has their own thing.

On the original topic: If dressing ceramic geese make you happy, who gives a *edited*? It's just geese, not apartheid. Do what makes you happy. Now where are those thanksgiving decorations boxes............

I'm not a vandal (anymore. age 35), but if smashing up someone's ceramic geese wasn't tempting enough.

This is just phase one in a scheme to get real geese to wear designer clothing.
Think of them as mannequins.

Geese clothing was hotly debated at the latest Gander Suffrage Movement meeting. Word has it that the top billed speaker was a quack doctor who told a webbed footful of lies in an effort to convince the gentlefowl that what's good for the goose is not necessarily good for the gander. Let me tell you, that argument had neither a wing nor a prayer.

When i read the title, i thought for sure i was clicking on a thread about the utter incompetence of our politicians in dealing with the budget crisis.