Thread: What is your opinon on automatic can openers ?

Reminds me of when I worked in operations with ATF, you know they had can openers classified as weapons of mass destruction. You have no idea what they can do. We had special trained dogs sniffing them out at the airports and we used to break down doors to get them. We had panel trucks with special sound transducers and when granny was opening her can of Tuna we would know and bust the door down and wrestle her to the floor to get the opener. Once we thwarted a grand theme by terrorists to break into an appliance store warehouse and steel hundreds of can openers. They would be used to create the mother of all weapons. if it had been successful it would have taken out thousands of people and brought down who knows how many airliners.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Reminds me of when I worked in operations with ATF, you know they had can openers classified as weapons of mass destruction. You have no idea what they can do. We had special trained dogs sniffing them out at the airports and we used to break down doors to get them. We had panel trucks with special sound transducers and when granny was opening her can of Tuna we would know and bust the door down and wrestle her to the floor to get the opener. Once we thwarted a grand theme by terrorists to break into an appliance store warehouse and steel hundreds of can openers. They would be used to create the mother of all weapons. if it had been successful it would have taken out thousands of people and brought down who knows how many airliners.

We thank you for your brave,selfless heroic service sir...God bless you for protecting this greart nation . (I think I'm gonna get a little misty here).

Originally Posted by Nightblade

We thank you for your brave,selfless heroic service sir...God bless you for protecting this greart nation . (I think I'm gonna get a little misty here).

Aww, does somebody need a hug?

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

Aww, does somebody need a hug?

Make love, not can openers???

Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds

Make love, not can openers???

"Can Openers! HUH!
What are they good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Say it again!"
-Edwin Starr, War

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

They would be used to create the mother of all weapons. if it had been successful it would have taken out thousands of people and brought down who knows how many airliners.

The dreaded "dirty" can opener.

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

"Can Openers! HUH!
What are they good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Say it again!"
-Edwin Starr, War

Good God, y'all

Something heard on MANY camping excursions, "Hey, did anyone bring a can opener"?

There's a man with a can over there...tellin me ,no need to despair....It's time we Stop !... children ,what's that sound ,everybody's can openers goin round .......

this is great. i laughed out loud.

Originally Posted by Nightblade

There's a man with a can over there...tellin me ,no need to despair....It's time we Stop !... children ,what's that sound ,everybody's can openers goin round .......

"How many cans must a man open up
before you call him a man?
The answer my friend,
is rolling in the bin.
The answer is rolling in the bin"
-Peter, Paul and Mary