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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    I guess Jimmy and I are more or less saying the same thing though...I'm just going off on a tirade heh.......
    Nah, you are fine. I am younger, at least in comparison of the masses. If you are worried as to the hands in which this country is being left in, know that my hands are plenty capable of operating a can opener. My cap snaffler is on my car keys, for I never want to be in a circumstance where I see a cap and I can not easily snaffle it. I am armed and I know how to use this!!!!

    *violently waves cap snaffler over head with squinty eyes*
    It's just corn syrup... Warm, blood flavored, corn syrup ...

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    Ahhh an epiphany maybe ? A new Sesame Street character perhaps............The Snafflecanapeas ? Okay......I'll go back to my room now (mumble)..........

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    New poll:
    Should public schools offer courses on can opener operation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    New poll:
    Should public schools offer courses on can opener operation?
    ANSWER: No....The school officials who would ask that or seek funding for that should be executed via pickeling and packed in glass jars and displayed in public as a warning to those who embrace Simpsonian ideologies. Oooooh....I like that term..Simpsonian ideologists ha ha ha...........DOH !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    ANSWER: No....The school officials who would ask that or seek funding for that should be executed via pickeling and packed in glass jars and displayed in public as a warning to those who embrace Simpsonian ideologies. Oooooh....I like that term..Simpsonian ideologists ha ha ha...........DOH !
    But isn't it already covered in Home Ec?

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    THEY MUST BE PICKLED!!!.......GUARDS...SEIZE THEM !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    THEY MUST BE PICKLED!!!.......GUARDS...SEIZE THEM !!
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    New poll:
    Should public schools offer courses on can opener operation?
    Absolutely not!!!! And that, my friends, is natural selection... >=D Let the games begin!!!
    It's just corn syrup... Warm, blood flavored, corn syrup ...

    -TT

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    BwaaaHaaahahaha ! Mad I tell you simply Maaaaaaaaad !!!!

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    This thread needs a bump...

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