Thread: How Hot is it in Hell?

Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds

In all sincerity, I think you just brought up a valid point to the OP's question. Depending on the persons perspective of what Hell is, Hell's temperature can vary significantly. One's personal Hell, such as a town with a population of 3000, might differ from another's.

When looking at the different layouts of Hell, I prefer Dante's. In which this question's answer would vary as to which floor your elevator stopped on.

My opinion is that Dante wrote that while under the influence of an inhaled substance.

Well, I am surprised that you all are so unemdjukatid!

The temperature of Hell is, has been, and always will be 1L. You don't like the units? How about then "go to Hell and check it for yourself"

Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus

My opinion is that Dante wrote that while under the influence of an inhaled substance.

It focuses on music, but it can be applied to literature... Look up the first 25 seconds of "Third Eye" by Tool.

Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds

It focuses on music, but it can be applied to literature... Look up the first 25 seconds of "Third Eye" by Tool.

Have you ever noticed the similarities between Dante's descent with Virgil to Alice in Wonderland?

Hot enough so when God has his angles throw non believers into the lake of fire your soul which will not burn up will feel the heat of the burning brim stone so that you will be nashing your teeth and screaming! the book of Revelation chapters 20 & 21 have somethings to say about that in the Holy Bible.

How hot is it in Hell? It's as hot as Hell in Hell.

How hot is "as hot as Hell"? "As hot as Hell" is how hot it is in Hell.

Now we have the Axioms out of the way we can start in on the theorems.

James.

Originally Posted by razorjoe

Hot enough so when God has his angles throw non believers into the lake of fire your soul which will not burn up will feel the heat of the burning brim stone so that you will be nashing your teeth and screaming! the book of Revelation chapters 20 & 21 have somethings to say about that in the Holy Bible.

I am probably the only SRP member who has actually been to Hell. It's just off M-36. Can any of you factually say that?
Besides, I used to have to play in Edmonton in February --BRRRR!

Originally Posted by gugi

Well, I am surprised that you all are so unemdjukatid!

The temperature of Hell is, has been, and always will be 1L. You don't like the units? How about then "go to Hell and check it for yourself"

I ride through it every summer.

I heard that there is no long distance phone charges from Hell to Texas because it's classified as a local call.

From personal experiences i would say that being a driver in Finnish XA-180, Russian made UAZ 315 or T-72, or being a passenger in MI-8 is hell. Temperature is maybe the smallest problem.

On everyday life, understanding female logic is quite a hell too. Maybe it is worse because even in Dante's hell there was logic.
After the day i throw my suspenders into the wall (aka die), my personal hell must be a BB house where Engelbert Humperdinck or gangsta rap playing, eternally, with no hope of ending, ever.