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    How do you know a Sasquatch didn't push him in front of the car? Sasquatches are notorious for their dislike of impostors.

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    This calls for a poem of remembrance:

    (Sung to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")

    Get your suit and make up.
    Head out on the highway.
    Lookin' for adventure,
    And whatever comes your way.
    Yeah darlin' gonna make it happen.
    Trick the world with a Sasquatch fake.
    Here's a car: this will be so awesome!!
    Then explode into space.

    James. (I am available for eulogy poems)
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    Pretty funny comments Gentlemen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
    ....Then explode into space.
    Squeamish folks should not look any further: Explodey the Doe - YouTube


    My condolences to the man's family. But if he had progeny he's automatically disqualified for the Darwin Award.
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    As sad as that is, what is just as sad is when you see people actually discuss Bigfoot on-line as though it actually existed, claiming sightings, footprints, etc. I've seen it on a couple of forums I frequent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScoutHikerDad View Post
    As sad as that is, what is just as sad is when you see people actually discuss Bigfoot on-line as though it actually existed, claiming sightings, footprints, etc. I've seen it on a couple of forums I frequent.
    By mentioning that here on SRP, you have unwittingly become an accomplice in perpetuating the myth. I kid in jest of course.

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    You know that, about now, there are a couple of Sasquatchs sitting around a fire shaking their heads saying," He should have worn some orange."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    You know that, about now, there are a couple of Sasquatchs sitting around a fire shaking their heads saying," He should have worn some orange."
    Hirlau, I think you should say a few words for Mr. Sasquatch! Perhaps an appropriate poem.


    Then again.......Perhaps not....
    Last edited by sharptonn; 08-29-2012 at 12:27 AM.

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    Funny stuff, guys-I think Jimbo nailed it with the Steppenwolf remake-classic! Here in Upstate SC we have the Wompus, which any number of people claim to have seen, heard, hallucinated while on bath salts, cooked meth with, whatever. Thank God for Mississippi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharptonn View Post
    Hirlau, I think you should say a few words for Mr. Sasquatch! Perhaps an appropriate poem.
    Well, I only provide poems for serious times. A dumb A** in a ghillie suit does not qualify; besides, I could never match the poetic genius of Jimbo.

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