Thread: Bigfoot hoax leads to accidental death

If there was a Vid I am sure this would be at least a Darwin Award runner up for 2012

Reminds me of a safety campaign, in the UK, a few years ago. "be seen, be safe, wear white at night". I dressed in white shoes, white trousers and a white coat. nearly got run over by a snow plough.

Originally Posted by easyace

Reminds me of a safety campaign, in the UK, a few years ago. "be seen, be safe, wear white at night". I dressed in white shoes, white trousers and a white coat. nearly got run over by a snow plough.

HA !!!! Now that, was damn funny

A few years ago one of those Bigfoot dudes was trying to create tracks so he put on these big honking footprint shoes and and had to jump to make big strides. He lost his balance and fell down a ravine and broke his legs in three places each and laid there for days until someone found him.

Dumb people die everyday. This was real dumb though.

How do you know a Sasquatch didn't push him in front of the car? Sasquatches are notorious for their dislike of impostors.

This calls for a poem of remembrance:

(Sung to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")

Get your suit and make up.
Head out on the highway.
Lookin' for adventure,
And whatever comes your way.
Yeah darlin' gonna make it happen.
Trick the world with a Sasquatch fake.
Here's a car: this will be so awesome!!
Then explode into space.

James. (I am available for eulogy poems)