Thread: Mom is PO'd with ticket

[QUOTE=Nightblade;1024698]

Originally Posted by Bruno

Finally...I get to use this..... ..............this goes for so many laws nowadays .

I didn't even know we had that. Apparently Bruno isn't right very often...


It's possible the ticket was an "attitude ticket" for mom - the officer may have started out with the intent of just giving a warning.

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

I remember turning the corner on an aisle and watching a kid take a dump in a display toilet at Home Depot while his parents walked down the aisle not suspecting a thing. Kids are kids, at 2 yrs of age how much discernment is this boy supposed to have. His mother did what she could with the situation at the moment. How many dogs have done the same thing at the same spot. Garbage trucks go down the streets all day everyday leaking God knows what. The officer who wrote the ticket is a fool in my book.

Must have frustrated the hell out of that kid trying to flush...

Oh, was there a TP display near-by???

[QUOTE=HNSB;1025730]

Originally Posted by Nightblade

I didn't even know we had that. Apparently Bruno isn't right very often...


It's possible the ticket was an "attitude ticket" for mom - the officer may have started out with the intent of just giving a warning.

True...there are two sides to a story and America does love a scapegoat.Anybody able to clarify ??

There are actually three sides to every story. The truth usually falls in between. Even people who never lie will present the facts in the way that most supports their position.

Right... and we haven't heard from the toddler either.

His intent makes a big difference.

Maybe he saw the cop coming and did it to show defiance against authority.
If that's the case, the little sucker deserved a ticket.

Originally Posted by HNSB

Right... and we haven't heard from the toddler either.

Good observation. The alleged incident may have been a tipped bottle of OJ in his shorts, or maybe he is not really two years old at all - some people never mature (don't ask me how I know, suffice it to say I have posted in this thread)

Originally Posted by HNSB

Maybe he saw the cop coming and did it to show defiance against authority.

Who's authority was he defying? Mother's? Officer's? Maybe he just wanted to rage against the machine and was protesting all forms of regulation that encumbers free will and expression, or maybe he was obeying the laws of biological physics and had come to the conclusion that when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. I cant wait until the prosecutors get him on the stand, I hope C Span airs it, it should increase the viewership.


Maybe mass protest will ensue:
Toddlers of the world...UNITE!

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Toddlers of the world...UNITE!

This hearkens back to the great toddler uprisings of the early 20th century, and even unto the children's rebellions of the really dark ages before nightlights were invented. Lest we forget or fall deaf to their ears, may this innocent yet powerful chorus resound once again!

United we stand,
Unzipped and unafraid
While the intolerant fuzz
Can clean the messes we made.

On the stand or on C-Span
We will stand for what's right
On the streets with our wee-wees
Our freedoms we'll write

Some say we dunno better
Others push the law to the letter!
But it really don't matter
'Cause we'll tinkle alive and even if deader

- Anonymous

I remember and shudder whenever I think about the "no nap" strikes of the early eighties, frightening stuff!

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

I remember and shudder whenever I think about the "no nap" strikes of the early eighties, frightening stuff!

I tell you truly my compatriots made sure nobody got any sleep in those days! But think of the gains toddlers made to their social equity: later bedtimes, fewer baths, government-subsidized pacifiers... the good old days werent ever this good