Thread: Potty Humor

I think as long as everyone keeps in mind that this is a gentlemens forum with female members as well and not a "gentlemens club".
If its kept clean and tasteful all should be ok.

Yes, keep it clean, no tape!

I'm sorry if I offended any Germans, I didn't mean to anyway!

Can females really read what i write, we are talking real live warm females right?
Nice!

Not sure where you get that I am trying to be a "wise guy" from. The whole point of this post is to bring about an appreciation for humor, in ALL its forms.
I did not even MAKE a joke, I pointed out how the makings of a joke where right there. I expressly pointed out how I would NOT make the obvious jokes as they were unwanted and unappreciated in the forum where the cannon fodder was supplied.
When the whole issue of "gun control" came out, people screamed "we must do something NOW" and when some said "now is not the time" they were met with "Its NEVER too soon.."
Why is it that it CAN be too soon for a joke? You think we all do it because we want a laugh? Do you think I made up my song because I found the deaths of astranouts humorous? It never seems to occur to anybody that for some of us, the horror, the suffering, the sadness is simply overwhelming. And making a joke is how we deal with the pain. its how we cope with tradgedy. You want to call us wiseguys because we seek solace through laugter?
I for one will never stop. Nore critisize or condem anybody for it. Even if its nothing more than a joke about 3 nuns walking into a bar. They should all learn to duck, and get out of those bad habits. Next thing you know somebody will complain that is an abuse aimed at religion.
Sorry, but I'm still gonna laugh.

Sorry, I don't get it either, should I remove my "jokes"?

im like the most of us and can find something funny almost everyday on here ... lol

Originally Posted by Magpie

I did not even MAKE a joke, I pointed out how the makings of a joke where right there. I expressly pointed out how I would NOT make the obvious jokes as they were unwanted and unappreciated in the forum where the cannon fodder was supplied.

You did not make a joke. Instead you said 'have you seen XYZ? that would make for a really potty joke'.
Which is kind of the same as making the joke in the first place.

If you want to enjoy that kind of humor, go to a pub, have a couple of beers and have at it. I'm sure the audience will appreciate it. Potty humor is not one of the finer things in life. At least not as far as we are concerned. And if you see something here that would make you think of potty humor... than just don't mention it. It's not that hard.

Some of the dirties jokes I've ever hear were told by women; the two best dirty joke-tellers I ever knew were both pious, God-fearing women. One was my own grandmother, God rest her soul.

You don't have to worry much about me telling off-color jokes-I can never remember 'em!

Whether a joke is funny or not , I believe is relative to the target audience at the time.
I spent my adult life in an environment where jokes, street humor were used to ease the seriousness of the moment. I said a few things, that don't seem so funny now.

I try to add a little humor sometimes on SRP, I never try to offend. I recently stirred up the dust in an area of this forum; I was politely told wrong room, wrong audience. Probably a good thing I was sent home early that night, I had plenty left for the OP that would have gotten me in trouble.

I havent read any good potty humor in this thread yet, so ill drop one.

A few years ago i was stuck in traffic and the coffee finally got to me. So i slowly make my way over to the side of the road. But there was no way i was going to doo a #2 with so many ppl around. I slip into the back of my service van and doo my business in the almost full hydraulic bucket.
I made my way back to the shop and saw another of the road techs carrying a gearbox in. So i get the door for him and then i get the hydraulic bucket from my van and switch it with his. Later that day i heard him freaking out about some dirty bastard pooing in his funnel.

This is a better story when told not written.

Colin

Originally Posted by Lemur

You must not ever have encountered the German Police at 0400, may have been the statement made by a friend "- Nice, here comes the Gestapo!"
He actually said it in Swedish but somehow the Germans picked it up!

I would imagine that the term "Gestapo" sounds pretty much the same in any language.