Thread: Potty Humor

I don't know if this qualifies for actual "potty humor" but I talked my way out of a speeding ticket, clocked at 87 in 55, by telling the officer I had to go potty. I am still amazed he let me go without a ticket.




P.S. I did really have to go.

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

I would imagine that the term "Gestapo" sounds pretty much the same in any language.

It's funny that there are certain words that are universally known, that have never been formally taught in many classrooms.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

It's funny that there are certain words that are universally known, that have never been formally taught in many classrooms.

I just KNEW I would find you down here, Hirlau!

Tom, you know that when the two of us end up on the same thread, the Mods come out with sword in hand.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

It's funny that there are certain words that are universally known, that have never been formally taught in many classrooms.

Haha, what school would just skip ww2?
Naa, nothing good happened in the 40s lets skip to the 60s and have some fun!

...and yes, it is exactly the same in Swedish as in German, we had a good laugh at his expense.

More edit; Hirlau and Sharptonn, if I would get to close to the red line, will you guys please pull me back and not just give me a good push!

Originally Posted by Lemur

Haha, what school would just skip ww2?
Naa, nothing good happened in the 40s lets skip to the 60s and have some fun!

...and yes, it is exactly the same in Swedish as in German, we had a good laugh at his expense.

You would be surprised. Just asked my 15 year old, 10th grade, he has only had "2" short courses in the Holocaust. He has never heard the word "Gestapo". We will change that this week.

I spend so much time teaching him, myself, on topics not covered in school, I guess I dropped the ball on this one.

Sad

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I spend so much time teaching him, myself, on topics not covered in school, I guess I dropped the ball on this one.

Sad

Well someone has got to do it, you don't really expect the school system to educate your children on history that matters do you? I feel I will be doing the same for my children.

Back to the fun stuff;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBwNwoDVT8E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5xu35bAxA

I'm sorry I'm "crap" at true potty humor but a short story....

A friend worked at a building site and they had got the wrong kind of toilets.
When they removed them they to change to the right kind they soon realized that no one had any control how many toilets it was.
So one guy hid one behind their tool container, he was going to take it to his summer house two weeks later... well you can guess what the other guys did!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

It's funny that there are certain words that are universally known, that have never been formally taught in many classrooms.

It is especially funny when you use the word in the country of its origin and cant believe it would be understood.

Originally Posted by Bruno

Potty humor is not one of the finer things in life. At least not as far as we are concerned. . don't mention it. It's not that hard.

Now speak the truth... not as far as YOU are concerned, not "we" and Leave my personal life out of this! Badum-tish!