Thread: Cruises

Just pack a little precautionary "Cruise Kit"

1. Some gallon plastic baggies to crap in.
2. Wet wipes & Purell to get the crap residue off your hands(There will be no running water.)
3. Half a dozen candles, for when the lights go out. (Don't forget a lighter.)
4. A few packs of Ramen noodles.(Throw in a little soy sauce packet, you'll think your eating Chinese.)
5. A Cross pen, a Manga magazine & a roll of electrical tape, build yourself a shank to protect your Ramen noodle stash. (You can't bring your own weapons on the cruise.)
6. Sunscreen lotion, SPF 50+(You will be spending your days on the deck,
(No power =No A/C)
7. A large plastic garbage bag to trap rainwater to drink. (Pray for rain everyday!! )
8. A bottle of Ibuprofen (Motrin, Advil,,,etc..) to treat fever & headaches
9. A little note pad & pen, to right down details for your civil suit.
(Should you make it back.)

All these items should fit nicely in a small hand bag.

Well played Sir, well played!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Just pack a little precautionary "Cruise Kit"

1. Some gallon plastic baggies to crap in.
2. Wet wipes & Purell to get the crap residue off your hands(There will be no running water.)
3. Half a dozen candles, for when the lights go out. (Don't forget a lighter.)
4. A few packs of Ramen noodles.(Throw in a little soy sauce packet, you'll think your eating Chinese.)
5. A Cross pen, a Manga magazine & a roll of electrical tape, build yourself a shank to protect your Ramen noodle stash. (You can't bring your own weapons on the cruise.)
6. Sunscreen lotion, SPF 50+(You will be spending your days on the deck,
(No power =No A/C)
7. A large plastic garbage bag to trap rainwater to drink. (Pray for rain everyday!! )
8. A bottle of Ibuprofen (Motrin, Advil,,,etc..) to treat fever & headaches
9. A little note pad & pen, to right down details for your civil suit.
(Should you make it back.)

All these items should fit nicely in a small hand bag.

Well if you are still on the fence... but want to be convinced to go; don't read this.

10 things cruise lines won

I am thinking the staff over at The Wall Street Journal aren't cruising fans lol.