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Reminds me of another monkey expression:
Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This theorem seems very applicable to straight shaving:

An infinite number of noobs will eventually yield one that will get a decent shave on their first try.

***ON TOPIC***
The gold bug secret is now out of the bag. Too bab.
Luckily I own a few.

I think it should be a general rule that all admins, mods and mentors should keep to themselves about their favorite brands. Not that newbies shouldn't be allowed to use them, just that I don't like paying twice or thrice the price on ebay for something that just last week would have gone for no more than any other razor.