Fair dinkum, Mick ! Taking the mickey out of a cute little puppy is comin' the raw prawn, mate. I'm surprised the mods havent jumped all over your butt, metacyberphorically speaking, of course.
The cute little fella cant help coming from the wrong side of the world, and he's obviously suffering the effects of upsized double-mega McWhopper burgers.

Now if I can try to get this thread back on track..

To the OP, Legion, if you try washing your face a couple of times a week, your razor might not get so dirty in the first place. Hope this helps.