Thread: Humor of the Day!

I just got this in from a good friend! I hope all will enjoy!!! Glen! Was this you as a child??

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed...51823097153841

I do hope it opens and all can view it!

This, is it even funny?

That belongs in the Horror Thread

Someone has finally explained the reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies," while undergarments for old people are called "Depends":

You see, when babies crap their pants, people are still gonna Luv 'em and Hug 'em.

However, when old people crap their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.

Glad to get that straightened out.

My father in law had the Union 76 station inside Dodger Stadium in the 60 and 70’s, were they would service your car while you watched the game. They worked on all the player’s cars and the player all knew them and gave them all kinds of stuff, in those days not many people collected that stuff and surely did not pay crazy money for it.

So my wife’s brother had his girlfriend over one day and left her alone in his room with his baseball collection of Dodger game balls.

She was writing on a World Series ball as he came back in the room.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m just signing my name…like all your other friends”.

Originally Posted by Euclid440

She was writing on a World Series ball as he came back in the room.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m just signing my name…like all your other friends”.

On an upword side, If you ever saw the Barney Miller episode where the 'Forger' made a duplicate of a prized autographed ball but included his prize signature of John Hancock you would understand!

4 years ago we became hockey fans,,collected my first signed goalie stick,,,,two weeks later my son is sitting in the livingroom with a Sharpie in his hand writting on that stick,,,,as I catch my breath, I shouted, 'What are you doing?"
He states, "His name was so light that I'm tracing over it so people can see it better."

Sadly,,,a hockey stick that will always be in the family.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

4 years ago we became hockey fans,,collected my first signed goalie stick,,,,two weeks later my son is sitting in the livingroom with a Sharpie in his hand writting on that stick,,,,as I catch my breath, I shouted, 'What are you doing?"
He states, "His name was so light that I'm tracing over it so people can see it better."

Sadly,,,a hockey stick that will always be in the family.

We have a 'Like' to click on, I really wish we had a 'Sad' or 'Damnit'

Hang in there John!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

4 years ago we became hockey fans,,collected my first signed goalie stick,,,,two weeks later my son is sitting in the livingroom with a Sharpie in his hand writting on that stick,,,,as I catch my breath, I shouted, 'What are you doing?"
He states, "His name was so light that I'm tracing over it so people can see it better."

Sadly,,,a hockey stick that will always be in the family.

Unless it was a stick from a Bruins player, it would be worthless anyway.

John

Id like to get something straight right off the bat..

I know dirty jokes wont be allowed, nor racist jokes (that kills about 9/10 of mine)
But how about blond jokes, or yo mama?