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02-11-2014, 01:53 PM #1Stay calm. Carry on.
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The Handlebar Mustache
Show us the handlebar...
I grew my first while in the army (1971-74) as a project to add to the boredom of guarding rockets and ordinance in Germany. I needed something slow to do to mark the time. It was trimmed down to a more typical lip-caterpillar for the period 1975-2013. A beard was status quo until I discovered proper wet shaving.
The handlebar returned in 2013 and, I gotta say, chicks love it, kids love it and it makes people smile. Mrs. Moo says I pull it off OK and she's good with it. I encourage all people who wish not to shave under their noses to grow a handlebar. After using Clubman I graduated to a mix of Lucky Tiger + Firehouse tacky and, finally, to a mix of Vaseline and beeswax with a hit of finely ground coffee. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.Last edited by MisterMoo; 02-11-2014 at 02:02 PM.
"We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
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02-11-2014, 10:58 PM #2Member
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I dig the stache Moo! Wish I could pull that off but I catch enough hell from others for being " old fashioned ". That's right, I where a flat cap with my peacoat and drive a Buick Lucerne (black by the way
) and chug a pipe now. I just tell them I'm "traditionally cool" 
Bravo I say!
Oh, what's the coffee for?
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02-11-2014, 11:14 PM #3Senior Member
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I recently shaved mine off. Got fed up with it getting in my food constantly.
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02-11-2014, 11:24 PM #4Str8Faced Gent.
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Here's my bad-azz end of Movember selfie..hehe.
Cheers.
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02-12-2014, 12:47 AM #5Stay calm. Carry on.
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Smells nice.
Originally Posted by Crusader
"We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
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02-12-2014, 01:56 AM #6Member
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If anything its longer now and the Goatee has gone
Like the idea of the coffeeMisterMoo likes this.
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02-14-2014, 08:48 PM #7Senior Member
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I grow one for "Mustache March" in the Air Force, and when i'm deployed. Inspired by the late great General Robin Olds, who famously grew one as Commander of the "Wolf Pack" 8th Tactical Fighter Wing in Vietnam.
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02-14-2014, 09:05 PM #8There is no charge for Awesomeness
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So that's a handlebar? So what the hell did I grow?
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02-14-2014, 09:20 PM #9Stay calm. Carry on.
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Must be the Asian Pacific influence. Totally a Fu Manchu. WTH... hang around here long enough and the ends might curl up. Originally Posted by Jimbo
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02-14-2014, 09:23 PM #10Stay calm. Carry on.
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Steep some coffee cold-process into syrup; turkish grind isn't for everyone. Originally Posted by Pipesmokanz
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