Thread: Words-Thoughts-Quotes To Live By

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself".

Julius Marx

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

"God helps those who help themselves"

I say that every time I rob a bank.

"We have a place for those who help themselves."
local Sheriff

I'll bite:

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy" -- Eric Clapton

Don't sweat the small stuff...........It's all small stuff!!!!!

Who is then is this man that is called the Christ? Ask Thomas, John 20:28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.

Originally Posted by kaptain_zero

I'll bite:

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy" -- Eric Clapton

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"Fail to plan. Plan to fail." Staff Sgt. Hiles Fort Benning GA. August 1987.

I honestly forgot who coined this, but

"If you have one foot in the future, and one foot in the past, you're shi###ng on today"

as crude as it is, it's one of my favorite quotes.

"An honest heart being the first blessing, a knowing head is the second."

-Jefferson 1785

"Don't quote me on that." -Ace

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Marx (either Karl or Groucho... I forget.)